kinds of pairings i’m all about
- height differences
- high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
- happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
- the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
- the short one is the grumpy one
- the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy
Which country last (successfully) invaded you?
Love that Sweden get’s just a question mark like “what? it’s all good?”
excuse the mess but my sweater came in and I am excite.
No healing spells in Dragon Age: Inquisition?
SON OF A HORKER
I’VE GOT NOTHING BUT I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT MY FATE
I’m gonna fucking scream.
Remember when Solid Snake was the main character and then Raiden and his own father slowly stole his franchise from him.
steal his look: tsukiyama shuu
Glad™ large trash bags - $13.99
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever